The Great Religions of the world explained

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  1. Mithrandir

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    Well…

    Sortta


    1. Taoism - S**t happens.

    2. Hare Krishna - S**t happens rama rama ding ding.

    3. Hinduism - This S**t happened before.

    4. Islam - If S**t happens, its Allah's will.

    5. Zen - What is the sound of S**t happening?

    6. Buddhism - When S**t happens, is it really S**t?
    (or George Carlinism maybe??)

    7. Confucianism - Confucius say, "S**t happens".

    8. 7th Day Adventist - S**t happens on Saturdays.

    9. Protestantism - S**t won't happen if I work harder.

    10. Catholicism - If S**t happens, I deserve it.

    11. Jehovah’s Witness - Knock, knock, "S**t happens!"

    12. Unitarian - What is this S**t?

    13. Mormon - S**t happens again and again and again ...

    14. Judaism - Why does this S**t always happen to me?

    15. Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this S**t!


    I am sure that there are more.... but lets stop there before this gets outta hand




    out...
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    Lets stop there before this gets “in-da” hand..........Yeck.
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