The Haircut

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop & asks, "How long before I Can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around the shop & says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

    A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door & asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around at the shop full of customers & says, "About 3 hours."

    The guy leaves.

    A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop & asks,

    "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around the shop & says, "About an hour & half.

    "The guy leaves.

    The barber looks over at a friend in the shop & says,

    "Hey,Bill, do me a favor, will 'ya?Follow that guy & see where he goes.

    He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he
    doesn't ever come back."

    A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

    The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

    Bill looks up, tears in his eyes & says, "Your house."

    :D :D :D :D
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    I always have to chuckle when I see this one. You're on da ball dis mornin', GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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