The Harley Biker Meets the Media

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  1. glens67

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    A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little
    girl leaning into the lion's cage.

    Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her

    Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.


    The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square
    on the nose with a powerful punch.



    Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the
    biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

    A reporter has watched the whole event The reporter addressing the Harley
    rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man
    do in my whole life.'


    The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
    bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'


    The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
    journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...
    So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'



    The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'


    The journalist leaves.


    The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions,
    and reads, on the front page:





    U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
    AND STEALS HIS LUNCH



    That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
    "AMEN!!"
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