THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY...

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

    After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his physician and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
    "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can,
    then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

    The hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me," said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

    "1"

    "2"

    "3"

    "4"

    "5"


    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

    This procedure also works in Tennessee, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and Washington DC.
  2. 300 H&H

    300 H&H Active Member

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  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    That is so BBAAADDDDDDDDD !!!!
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  5. graehaven

    graehaven Well-Known Member

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    LOL, that is just.............wrong. :D
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    As someone from West Virginia, I just have to say... hmmm... well.... :confused:... ummm.... yeah, never mind.

    :D
  7. jim summers

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    I reside in southern Indiana, you can almost step
    A hillbilly just can't get a break in this world.


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  8. cohoskip

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    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America they shall no longer be referred to as Hillbillies.

    You must refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS...
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    I don't get it but then I am from Arkansas. Maybe I can get Sister Mother to explain it later as we dine. :D
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