The Husband Store

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  1. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    The Husband Store!

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .


    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


    Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
    kids.


    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
    kids, and are extremely good looking.


    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the ! Lord, love
    kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the
    housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
    kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
    housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
    floor and the sign reads:


    Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
    There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
    solely as proof that women are impossible to please.


    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
    your step as you exit the building, and have a nice
    day!
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    So true.

    I chuckle every time I see this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Thats true but funny
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    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    Not true! I went all the way to the 6th floor and found Marlin! :) .... oh wait, I guess I took the only one up there. ;) :p :D :D
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    Where's the floor for those who are good in bed??????? [​IMG]

    ...Guess that's why I don't have one.
  9. BobMcG

    BobMcG Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    That's GREAT!!! :D :D :D
  10. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Coincidence - - - -

    I was leaving the 6th floor of the "Wife" store, when I ran into SoMo.......

    Best thing that ever happened ! ! ! !
  11. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    I got kicked off the 5th floor cuz I lost my job. :D
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