The Indian

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    The Indian walks into the tavern with a big grin on his face.
    "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
    "Well, I'll tell you," replies the Indian. "You know I live by the railway.
    Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top!"
    "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You're lucky. Was she pretty?"
    "Dunno. Never found the head."
    :D :D
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    EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    Exactly what my wife would have said. Now the question is, what did the "new husband" have to say? BTW - Congratulations
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  4. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    I'll let him speak for himself. :p :D

    Thanks for the congrats. :):):)
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    MAL!!!!

    Trés, Trés MAL...............


    Ditto on the congrats. It's wonderful to know we have so much support out there.
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    ruffitt *TFF Admin Staff* In Heaven Now

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    that's something a white man would've said
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    That is bad...REALLY BAD......
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