The Irish Doc

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  1. berto64

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    The Irish Doc'

    A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

    'Seamus, I am goin huntin tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients. 'Yes, sir!' answers Seamus.

    The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So,
    Seamus, how was your day?'

    Seamus told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a
    headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

    'Bravo, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

    'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MALOX, sir,' says Seamus.

    'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.

    'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.

    Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her
    bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and
    shouts:

    'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'

    'Thunderin' Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?' asks the doctor.

    'I put drops in her eyes!'
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    I'm Irish..........that's a bald face lie........:D
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