THE IRS AGENT AND THE HALF-WIT.....

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  1. rooter

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    A man owned a small farm in PA. The Internal Revenue thought he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an investigator out to interview him.


    "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!", demanded the investigator.


    "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.


    "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board."


    "Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week. He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."


    "That's the guy I want to talk to ...the halfwit!" said the agent.


    "That would be me," replied the farmer

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