The kitty who stuttered

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bruce FLinch, Aug 20, 2006.

  1. A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human Beings
    are the only animals that stutter", she says.
    A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
    asked the girl to describe
    the incident.
    "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
    Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
    it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
    "That must've been scary", said the teacher.
    "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
    Fffff'... and before he could say "F**k," the Rottweiler ate him!"
  2. ksswamprat

    ksswamprat New Member

    Dec 1, 2005
    Man you just made my day! ROTFLMAO.


  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    That's BAD, but - -

    Funny !!!!! :D :D :D
  4. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
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