The Last Nickel

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  1. glens67

    glens67 Well-Known Member

    Dec 19, 2010
    Middleton, ID
    The Last Nickel

    A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.

    He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

    Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

    The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.

    The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

    A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

    Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

    "No," the woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service".

  2. whirley

    whirley Member

    Jan 27, 2008
    Notice...This area has a very high bear population. We suggest all hikers wear bells and carry pepper spray. It's easy to tell if you're in an area with black bears or grizzly bears.
    Black bear manure is about the size of dog manure and at this time of year usually contains blueberries. Grizzly bear manure is much larger, smells like pepper spray and contains bells.
  3. Awtoman

    Awtoman Well-Known Member

    Jan 22, 2011
    From Michigan
    As I was reading I thought for sure the father was going to swallow a nickel......

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