The Legacy

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  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

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    Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous
    artist.

    She told the artist, "Paint me with 3- carat diamond earrings, a
    large
    diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful red
    ruby
    pendant."

    "But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."

    "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my
    husband is
    having an affair with his secretary.

    When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to
    go nuts
    looking for the jewelry..."
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