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The Little Altar Boy

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  1. MagnumFan

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    'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
    I have been with a loose girl.'

    The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Eddie Hunter?'

    'Yes, Father, it is.'

    'And who was the girl you were with?'


    'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'


    'Well, Eddie, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
    may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

    'I cannot say.'

    'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

    'I'll never tell.'

    'Was it Nina Capelli?'

    'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

    'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

    'My lips are sealed.'


    'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'


    'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'


    The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
    and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to
    atone. You cannot be an altar boy now
    for 4 months. Now you go and
    behave yourself.'

    Eddie walks back to his pew, and his friend slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    'Four months vacation and five good leads...'
  2. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    Bwahahaha....:D:D:D

    That right there is funny!
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