The love dress

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  1. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

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    The Love Dress


    A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's
    house.

    She knocked on the door then immediately
    walked in. She was shocked to see her
    daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally
    naked.

    Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
    perfume filled the room.

    'What are you doing?' she asked.

    'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from
    work.' The daughter-in-law answered.

    ' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

    'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law
    explained.

    'Love dress? But you're naked!'

    'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she
    explained.

    'Every time he sees me in this
    dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages
    me for hours.'

    The mother-in-law left. When she got home she
    undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
    dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay
    on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

    Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
    and saw her lying there so provocatively.

    ' What are you doing?' he asked.

    'This is my love dress,' she whispered,
    sensually.

    'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'?
  2. kutaho

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    mrkirker New Member

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    LOL, gotta pass it on! :)
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    ROTFLMAO!! :D :D ;) :rolleyes: :eek:
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    Start the preist up again, we got another dead man walkin.
  7. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Great one -
    Thank you.
    And I am sure we all enjoyed it a LOT more than this poor schmuck!
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