THE MAFIA ACCOUNTANT--.

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    low2go
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    (6/11/01 12:39:01 pm)
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    MAFIA'S ACCOUNTANT

    The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet
    with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's the
    three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't
    answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where's the three million bucks
    you embezzled from me?"

    The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot
    understand you, but I can interpret for you."

    The Godfather says, "Well, ask him where the @#!* money is."

    The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the
    three million dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I don't know
    what you're talking about." The attorney interprets to the Godfather,
    "He doesn't know what you're talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the temple of the
    accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where the @#!*
    money is!"

    The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!"
    The accountant signs back, "Okay! Okay! The money's hidden in a
    suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"

    The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?"

    The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says that you don't
    have the guts to pull the trigger."


    homer4
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    (6/11/01 3:54:10 pm)
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    Typical Lawyer Huh !
    ...and two hard boiled eggs.

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