The Many Meanings of PMS

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  1. Mesen

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    The many meanings of P-M-S:



    1.Pass My Shotgun



    2.Psychotic Mood Shift!


    3.Perpetual Munching Spree

    4.Puffy Mid-Section


    5.People Make me Sick


    6.ProvideMe withSweets


    7.! Pardon My Sobbing


    8Pimples May Surface


    9.Pass My Sweatpants


    10.Pissy Mood Syndrome


    11.Plainly; Men Suck


    12.Pack My Stuff


    .....and my favorite one..


    13.Potential Murder Suspect
    And as an example

    Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
    Because no one else in this house knows HOW to
    change a light bulb! They don't even know that the
    bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark
    for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And,
    once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to
    find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in
    the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But
    if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find
    the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to
    stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
    STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT
    WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME
    IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE
    GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
    SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
    DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE
    AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DARNED HOUSE! I'm sorry. What was your question?


    see ya
    Bree
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