The Newlyweds

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bruce FLinch, Jun 8, 2007.

  1. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The priest told them, "We
    >have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from
    >sex for one whole month."
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    >The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the
    Church.
    >When the priest ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the

    >husband obviously very depressed.
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    >You are back so soon ... is there a problem?" the priest inquired.
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    >"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
    >from sex for the required month" the young man replied sadly.
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    >The priest asked him what happened.
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    >"Well, the first week was difficult .. however, we managed to abstain >through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use
    >of prayer, we managed to abstain." "However, the third week was
    >unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible ...
    >anything to keep our minds off sex. Then one afternoon, my wife
    >reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick
    >it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and
    there."
    >admitted the man shamefully.
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    >"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
    >stated the priest.
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    >"We know." said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at
    >Home Depot any more either."
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