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The parking ticket

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by fedupdon, Jun 12, 2009.

  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    The parking ticket

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    The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.
    I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only
    there for about 5
    minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a
    parking
    ticket.

    I said to him, ' Come on, man, how about giving a
    retired person a break ' ?

    He ignored me and continued writing
    the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a
    ' PIG. '

    He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for
    having worn tires.

    So I proceeded to call him a ' doughnut
    eating NAZI. ' He finished the second ticket and put it on
    the windshield with
    the first.

    Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a
    ' moron in blue ' .

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more
    I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I
    didn ' t really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car
    that he was putting
    the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said,
    ' Obama
    ' 08. '

    I try to have a little fun each day now that I ' m
    retired.

    The doctor tells me that it ' s important for my health!
  2. ToolsForPros

    ToolsForPros New Member

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    Good one! I hope its true.
  3. whitemach

    whitemach New Member

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    me too ,,,,i hope it is true!!!!
  4. ducman

    ducman New Member

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    Too funny, but what a great idea
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