The Phone Call

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    You gotta love this one!!!!


    ((((RING))))



    **Pick Up**



    "Hello?"



    "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"



    "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"



    After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
    Frank"





    "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"



    Brief Pause "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the
    phone

    down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout
    to

    Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"



    "Okay Daddy, just a minute"



    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it
    Daddy"





    "And what happened honey?" he asked



    "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
    ran
    around screaming. Then she tripped over the! rug, hit her head on the

    dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"



    "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"



    "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and
    he


    jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he

    didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit
    the
    bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"





    ***Long Pause***









    ***Longer Pause***







    Then Daddy says . . .









    Swimming pool??





    ...Is this 555-7039??????"



    No



    Click.........



    :D :D :D
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