The Plan

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by gunfreakboy, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. gunfreakboy

    gunfreakboy New Member

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    You gotta love Robin Williams.....
    Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
    Williams to come up with the perfect
    plan. What we need now is for our
    UN Ambassador to stand up and
    repeat this message.
    Robin Williams' plan..(Hard to
    argue with this logic!)
    "I see a lot of people yelling for peace
    but I have not heard of a plan for
    peace. So, here's one plan."
    1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
    to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
    5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
    6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'
  2. muley

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    Dang it Muley, you beat me to it! :D
  5. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    Personally, I don't care if Robin Williams wrote it or not. It's a great plan and let's put it in motion! :D :D :D

    I would have to add one more clause though

    11) All celebrities who vowed to leave this country if Bush were elected, please pack your things and get to LAX immediately for departure. Failure to do so will be met with a supeona and a one way ticket or jail for being so stupid when you run your mouth. Oh, all property is forfit to the US Govenment! We will turn it into homeless shelters for the less fortunate.
  6. 12) Henceforth it shall be legal for any law-abiding citizen to carry a concealed firearm for personal defence anywhere in the United States and at any time he or she chooses.

    13) The crimes of rape and child molestation shall henceforth be judged as capital crimes within the United States. Pleas based upon claims of insanity shall have no status within the courts of the United States, either Federal or state.
  7. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    All, including the latter ones, are GREAT ideas.

    I propose IMMEDIATE institution!
  8. berto64

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    I concur.
  9. Nortranman

    Nortranman New Member

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    All of the above are good and fine ideas. I have one more "minor" addition. From now on American businesses will kkep telephone business in America where when you speak to them in English, you can understand their reply.
  10. Carl S

    Carl S New Member

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    Hear! Hear!
  11. LurpyGeek

    LurpyGeek Active Member

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    I didn't need snopes to tell me that Robin Williams didn't write that. Though he is a very funny man, if you know much about him you know that his political views are quite different from what was stated.

    That said, I too agree with the points made above, and if any of you would have the courage (I don't) to run for government office on this platform, I would gladly vote for you!
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