The Polite Way to Pee

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    The Polite Way to Pee
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    > During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
    asked her students the following question:
    >
    > 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
    > how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
    >
    > Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.' The teacher responded
    > by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
    >
    > 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
    >
    > Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
    > I'll be right back.'
    >
    > 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
    > word 'bathroom' at the dinner table.'
    > 'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
    > your good manners?'
    >
    > 'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
    > shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after
    > dinner.'
    >
    > The teacher fainted...
    >
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    WOO HOO ALLRIGHT JOHNNY!!!!!:D
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    That little Johnny, he is quite the rascal.
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    Keep him away from my granddaughter -
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