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The Pope gives blessing...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Gunguy, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. Gunguy

    Gunguy Guest

    On a tour of Montana, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
    mountains for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in
    the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of
    the woods.

    A helpless man, wearing sandals, Hawaiian shorts, a save-the-whales tee
    shirt and a tree-hugger hat was struggling frantically, thrashing
    around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.

    As the pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One
    ran up and quickly fired a 44 mag into the bear's chest. The other two
    reached out and pulled the bleeding semiconscious man from the bear.
    Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and
    hauled it to their truck.

    Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to come over. "I give
    you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard that
    there was bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists.
    But now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

    As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It
    was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God, and has
    access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have
    access to God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear
    hunting. By the way, is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to go
    back to Missoula and grab another one?"


    GG :D
  2. Evilahole

    Evilahole New Member

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    LOL!! Can we try this with some Democrats?:p
  3. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    LOL...you have my permission.....

    doubt it would hold up in court though... :(

    mike
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