The power of Turpentine...

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    A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of Turpentine,
    shaking it up and watching the bubbles.

    A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he
    had.

    The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the
    world, it's called turpentine."

    The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is
    Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a
    pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

    The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and
    rub it on a cat's @$$ and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

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