The Priest who could not lie

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  1. Bruce FLinch

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    The Priest who could not lie
    > A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight returning from
    > Switzerland. She finds herself seated next to a priest and asks"
    >
    > Excuse me father, may I ask a favor of you?"
    >
    > "Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he replies.
    >
    > "Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, a superbly
    >sophisticated
    > electronic hair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really
    >went
    > well over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will
    > confiscate it from me. Could you perhaps secret it through Customs
    >for
    > me under your robes?"
    >
    > "I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I really am not
    >ever
    > able to tell lie..."
    > "You have such an honest face father, surely they will never ask
    >any
    > questions of you," and with that she hands him the hair remover.
    > After landing they proceed through Customs and it becomes the
    >priest's
    > turn in line.
    >
    > "Father, do you have anything to declare?" asks the Custom's
    >officer.
    > "From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my
    >son."
    >
    > Finding this answer a little strange the custom's officer proceeds
    >to
    > ask, "And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to
    >declare?"
    >
    > The father replies, "I have a marvelous little instrument destined
    >to be
    > used on a woman, but which has never yet been used..."
    >
    > Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, "Go right through
    > Father.Next!"
    >
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