The Secret Of Their Long And Happy Marriage

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  1. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, "What a peaceful and loving couple." A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

    "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.'

    We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again, and my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'

    We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead. I started an angry protest about the dead mule and she looked at me and quietly said,

    'That's once.' And we've lived happily ever after."
  2. riderbob

    riderbob New Member

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    My wife's favorite saying is,

    "Divorce is not an option, MURDER is".

    So I just mind my P's and Q's.

    Rider
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