The snoring Dog...

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

    The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.

    "Yeah right!" she says.

    A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed...

    Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring loudly.

    The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles.

    Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

    The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

    He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,

    "I don't know where we were ... or what we did ... but, by God .

    We took FIRST and SECOND place
  2. TheJakster2

    TheJakster2 New Member

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    LMAO:D:D:D:D:D
    TOO GOOD
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    CampingJosh Well-Known Member

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    That's a great one! I will be sharing that one with someone in the morning.
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    Damn.......:(....now ya tell me........Leo the Mastiff snores like a freight train.

    But we had him neutered........there's nothing to tie a ribbon on.......:(
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    ROTFLMAO !!!!!
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    Yeah that's a good one. The original version came in song form with words and music by Mike Cross - The Best of the Funny Stuff - is the album. I recommend this to anybody who enjoys a little bluegrass and a lot of laughs.

    Here's a link to his site:

    http://www.mikecross.com/discs.asp

    They list the song - but it's only a sample.

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