The Southern Tourist

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by muley, Feb 1, 2006.

  1. muley

    muley New Member

    Aug 5, 2004
    Far North Cal
    After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

    "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.
    Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"

    When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

    "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just
    did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Tennessee we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
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  3. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
  4. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
  5. Guess the South rose again! LOL :D
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