The Texas Trooper

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  1. lead

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    A Texas state trooper pulls over a cowboy who was driving his pickup truck way too fast down a county road.
    As he is filling out the ticket, the cowboy notices that he is swatting flies.
    "You having trouble with them circle flies are you?, the cowboy said. "We have lots of them around the farm."
    "Is that right." said the trooper.
    "Yeah, they call them circle flies because they always circle around the rear end of the horses." the cowboy replied.
    After a brief pause the trooper stopped and said,"Hey, are calling me a horse's a**?"
    "Oh, no. I have too much respect for you to do that." the cowboy said. Then after another pause, "Hard to fool them flies though."
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