The Texas Trooper

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  1. lead

    lead Well-Known Member

    May 16, 2004
    Missouri
    A Texas state trooper pulls over a cowboy who was driving his pickup truck way too fast down a county road.
    As he is filling out the ticket, the cowboy notices that he is swatting flies.
    "You having trouble with them circle flies are you?, the cowboy said. "We have lots of them around the farm."
    "Is that right." said the trooper.
    "Yeah, they call them circle flies because they always circle around the rear end of the horses." the cowboy replied.
    After a brief pause the trooper stopped and said,"Hey, are calling me a horse's a**?"
    "Oh, no. I have too much respect for you to do that." the cowboy said. Then after another pause, "Hard to fool them flies though."
     
    Last edited: Jun 8, 2006
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Sure is !!!!!!!!!!!
     

  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Texas
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