The Twins

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  1. muley

    muley New Member

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    Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

    Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

    The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot."

    Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

    Denise," the doctor answers.

    The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was

    wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."

    Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
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    Are you ready?
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    Wait for it...
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    The doctor replies, "Denephew." :eek: :eek:
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    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    I'd kill him !!!!!!!

    It's sad, but - - - -

    Funny!!!!!
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    Bubba strikes again.... :D
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