The Woman and the Genie

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  1. Gunfyter

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    A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
    bottle.
    She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie
    appeared.
    The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

    The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale
    myth.
    I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"

    The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
    East.
    See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
    other
    and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and
    vice-versa. It
    will bring about world peace and harmony."

    The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
    These
    countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of
    shape
    after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not
    THAT
    good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please
    be
    reasonable."

    The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been
    able
    to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun,
    likes
    to
    cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets
    along
    with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
    faithful.
    That's what I wish for .. a good man."

    The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said: "Let me
    see
    that freakin' map again."
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