The woods are going to get more dangerous -

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ampaterry, Nov 4, 2012.

  1. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2008
    West Tennessee
    I, as I am sure many of you, immensely enjoy the time I spend in the woods. The peaceful calmness, the quiet, the sounds of nature - it is simply beyond compare.

    But that may be ending now.

    Spike TV has worked a deal with Lloyd's of London (yeah, the insurance giant) to offer a TEN MILLION DOLLAR reward for irrefutable proof of BIGFOOT.

    We all know that there is only ONE proof that is irrefutable.
    A body.

    So with an offer of ten million dollars, how many guys do you think will load up the old smoke-pole and head to the woods?

    Not those FAMILIAR with the woods, certainly.

    But those WANNABE woodsmen whose experience is limited to their TV screen.

    The woods might be getting very dangerous -

    The story is in the Huffington Post Here.
     
  2. 76Highboy

    76Highboy Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2012
    Great. I hope Big Foot takes their Jack Link's jerky.
     

  3. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    Australia
    whats a yowie worth ??

    ( i wonder if they'll buy Ju-liar's carcass )
     
  4. firefighter1635

    firefighter1635 Well-Known Member

    Jan 4, 2012
    FEMA Region V
    I don't know about more dangerous but i'd bet there will be a surge in Search & Rescue operations. Most folks get lost walking through Wal-Mart much less the back country of Washington State, Oregon and the likes. Some of those wilderness areas are brutal.
     
  5. RYANINMICHIGAN

    RYANINMICHIGAN Member

    226
    Jan 29, 2012
    I have spent more then my share of time miles from other people and I do not believe it it. But if I ever run across one I will for sure dump two into its chest and the mystery will be over
     
  6. The more likely scenario is that some idiot will get "Bobo" from Bigfoot Hunters.
     
  7. wv hillbilly

    wv hillbilly Well-Known Member

    May 20, 2012
    mountains of wv.
    why would you want to kill big foot? there is a lot of humans that did more damage than big foot could ever do
    what if he has a family? who will take care of them:eek:
     
  8. nmckenzie

    nmckenzie Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2011
    Sitka, Alaska
    Were it not for the very real potential of a tragedy this would be laughable. Many, many years ago, in the Adirondack mountain town I knew as a youth, there was a sudden overpopulation of black bears; nothing particularly dangerous as far as things went, but lots of knocked over garbage cans, missing dogs, chickens and so forth. In their infinite wisdom the county movers and shakers declared a bounty on black bears - ears to be turned in for $$. Well, I was just a kid, but I do remember a few stories of guys tumbling out of the local saloon at three in the morning, lurching down the street in the dark (dirt road, no streetlights), and then having to seek cover from potshots being taken at them. As best I recall nobody was killed or injured, and no human looking ears were turned in for $$. One bear did make the mistake of poking its snoot through a neighbor lady's kitchen window. She brained it with a frying pan, then went back to making the cookies or whatever it was that caused the bear to peek through the window.
     
  9. Haven't you ever heard of welfare? Pretty sure they would qualify as illegals. LOL
     
  10. 25yretcoastie

    25yretcoastie Member

    559
    Aug 27, 2011
    Fort Pierce Fl
    Bigfoot never hurt anyone leave him,her or it alone!
     
  11. bamajoey

    bamajoey Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    Pensacola
    There is a reason no remains of a Bigfoot have ever been found. None exist.
     
  12. nmckenzie

    nmckenzie Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2011
    Sitka, Alaska
    Kinda like the cat skeletons you see dangling on tree branches from kitties that'd climbed up and couldn't get down.
     
  13. gvw3

    gvw3 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Oct 16, 2011
    Chicago IL Area
  14. Sig Willy

    Sig Willy Well-Known Member

    Jul 10, 2012
    Texas
    This got me curious, how long have we known about Bigfoot?

    How long is his lifespan ??

    Let the guy rest in peace jeez. :rolleyes:
     
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