The year is 2075 and the Klingons have taken

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jacksonco, Feb 19, 2009.

  1. jacksonco

    jacksonco New Member

    control of the border security anong the southwest border of the United States. Within weeks the United States finds itself with a huge budget surplus and contracts healthcare to the Borg. Citizens begin living longer and staying productive longer.

    The United Nations is disbanded and all property of the defunct orginization is leased to Industrial Super Colliders Inc. to produce fuel for the power mills that have been recently aquired from the Vulcans. Life here is very good.
  2. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Its not even Friday yet and you're drinking allready? :eek::eek: Sheesh... :rolleyes::rolleyes::D;)


  3. jacksonco

    jacksonco New Member

    glocknut, I am not sure but I am pretty sure that it is Friday some where in the Universe.
  4. islenos

    islenos New Member

    Mar 16, 2004
    West Texas
    Heck, I'm sure today is a Paid Holiday on some distant planet
  5. Jackson, I hear one of the new stimulus projects will be to build a factory in West Virginia for the manufacture of tinfoil hats, with free Valium and Thorazine available to all employees as an employment benefit . . . :D;):p
  6. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Alan Jackson;Jimmy Buffett - It's Five O' Clock Somewhere


  7. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    NO SH*T?!!! :eek::eek: Where-do-i-sign-up?????? :D:D:D:D

  8. jacksonco

    jacksonco New Member

    WOOOOO HOOOOOO Valium, Thorazine and Tin Foil Hats! Let the party begin Pistol. I'll have to invite a roudy bunch and crack open a mason jar of white light'n to wash the pills down with.

    Rumor has it they are putting the production facility under the Greenbriar Hotel.
  9. Haligan

    Haligan Well-Known Member

    Feb 25, 2008
    FEMA Region II
    Resistance is futile.;)
  10. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    South Central Texas
    We don't want any harm to you, we're like your government.
    Only here to HELP you. (We need strong slaves):D:D:D
  11. ponycar17

    ponycar17 Active Member

    Feb 17, 2005
    South Carolina
    California?... :confused::D;)