The year is 2075 and the Klingons have taken

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  1. jacksonco

    jacksonco New Member

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    control of the border security anong the southwest border of the United States. Within weeks the United States finds itself with a huge budget surplus and contracts healthcare to the Borg. Citizens begin living longer and staying productive longer.

    The United Nations is disbanded and all property of the defunct orginization is leased to Industrial Super Colliders Inc. to produce fuel for the power mills that have been recently aquired from the Vulcans. Life here is very good.
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    Its not even Friday yet and you're drinking allready? :eek::eek: Sheesh... :rolleyes::rolleyes::D;)

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    glocknut, I am not sure but I am pretty sure that it is Friday some where in the Universe.
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    Heck, I'm sure today is a Paid Holiday on some distant planet
  5. Jackson, I hear one of the new stimulus projects will be to build a factory in West Virginia for the manufacture of tinfoil hats, with free Valium and Thorazine available to all employees as an employment benefit . . . :D;):p
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    Alan Jackson;Jimmy Buffett - It's Five O' Clock Somewhere

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib8nH4kHjxk

    :D:D:D:D

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  7. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    NO SH*T?!!! :eek::eek: Where-do-i-sign-up?????? :D:D:D:D

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    WOOOOO HOOOOOO Valium, Thorazine and Tin Foil Hats! Let the party begin Pistol. I'll have to invite a roudy bunch and crack open a mason jar of white light'n to wash the pills down with.

    Rumor has it they are putting the production facility under the Greenbriar Hotel.
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    Haligan Well-Known Member

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    Resistance is futile.;)
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    We don't want any harm to you, we're like your government.
    Only here to HELP you. (We need strong slaves):D:D:D
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    California?... :confused::D;)

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