The Young Priest

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by muley, Feb 21, 2006.

  1. muley

    muley New Member

    Aug 5, 2004
    Far North Cal
    The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was
    a good idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket
    theatre seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always
    fills first now."

    The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you
    told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to
    the church, so I supported you when you brought in that
    rock 'n roll gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony!!"

    "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that
    you are open to the new ideas of youth."

    "However," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too
    far with the drive-thru confessional."

    "But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the
    donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"

    "I know, son, but that flashing neon sign, Toot 'n Tell or Go To
    Hell, just can't stay on the church roof!" :eek: :eek:

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