There getting better, hehehehe

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    BlackGun
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    Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom & stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

    When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he
    immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he
    now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry


    I suffer from occasional loss of mental stability, and become very violent with only slight provocation. The Veterans Administration has determined that both mental and physical harassment of my person may be hazardous to your health and well being. So stay away from my Donuts!!


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    Hee hee hee...gooden.

    GG

    ibtrukn
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    YO HO HO!!

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    Sounds lika krispy Kremer ta me...
    Charlie D
    Dunkem and hangem High!

    a81492
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    But,

    wuz he
    drip-dried ......

    or

    purm'nit de-
    pressed ?



    outdoorsman260
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    That's a good one, LOL :D
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