This biker was bellied up to the bar

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  1. hoser1

    hoser1 New Member

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    moaning and groaning about how bad he needed $300. The bartender says, "Hey, I've got a few chores I need done and if you take care of them, I'll give you $300."
    The biker says, "You will?"
    Bartender says, "Sure but one of them is urgent so make up your mind."
    The biker says, "well, yeah sure, what do you need done?"
    "First of all there's a loudmouth drunk in the next room that I need bounced out, Then my pet alligator needs to have one of her teeth pulled and last, my mother-in-law is upstairs and hasn't had a man in 3 years and needs some TLC."
    "okay, no prob." The biker bounces the drunk out without breaking a sweat and says, point me to the alligator."
    The bartendere says, "Out back." and was getting nervous when the biker hadn't shown back up for over an hour but finally he walked back in all scratched up and clothes all torn. He said, "Dude, that was one tough chore but I finally got it done, now where's that woman with the bad tooth?"
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    I really wasn't exspecting that:)
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    People just don't listen, do they??????????

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