This explains a lot

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Bobitis, Nov 25, 2009.

  1. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    I didn't check the facts, but it seems plausible.



    The year was 1947

    Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

    However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

    > Albert A. Gore, Jr..
    > Hillary Rodham
    > John F. Kerry
    > William J. Clinton
    > Howard Dean
    > Nancy Pelosi
    > Dianne Feinstein
    > Charles E. Schumer
    > Barbara Boxer

    See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
    I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

    No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
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    I like it... :D
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    Thanks Bob

    I think your on to something.
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    Now, that is a piece of investigative reporting.
    Kudos Bob, you are the bomb! Awesome!

    Wow, this is BIG!:eek::eek::eek:
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    I don't much like this theory, I was born in May of 47
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    I'm sure Mr. Pelosi believes this! Man what a bunch of strange people if you think about it! All screwy in the head!
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    Sadly this is not true. I was actually hoping it might be because Gore was born March 31st, which is just off by one day... but Hillary was an October... of course, one cannot discount the fact that the 9 month period may be altered by alien semen...
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    That pretty much explains it all.
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    I almost believed it. If you could prove that Barney Frank was the sire (or damme), I could be comfortable knowing it's true.
    Bill
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    He could well be both.:eek:

    Could be a new twist on multi-tasking.
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    ack pooey!! Barney Frank is so disgusting!!!
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    so---this has nothing to do with the x-files??

    right?

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    once is a happenance
    twice is a coincidence
    thrice--id start looking for a 'cause
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