This kid comes home and tells his parents

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  1. hoser1

    hoser1 New Member

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    that he'd had sex with his teacher. His mom went ballistic and his dad gave him a thumbs up and the next day, bought him a bicycle. He said, "son, not many kids have sex with the teacher at your age so here's a new bike."
    The kid pushes it around for a while and the dad says. "Go ahead and get on it and ride."
    The kid says, "I will dad but right now my ass is still too sore."
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    The response I hear most often to that joke is "Man, that's just WRONG!!!"
    :)
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    I really think this is boarderline for this group.
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