Thoughts to Ponder

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  1. muley

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    I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it!

    I had amnesia once -- or twice.

    I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

    Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

    All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

    If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

    What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

    They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.

    Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

    Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

    Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

    What if there were no hypothetical questions?

    The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds.

    One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

    When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a 20 penny nail.

    A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

    What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmm?

    My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

    I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

    The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

    How can there be self-help "groups"?

    Is there another word for synonym?

    Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

    The speed of time is one-second per second.

    Is it possible to be totally partial?

    What's another word for thesaurus?

    Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

    Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

    It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

    Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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    Hope you don't mind. I stole the text of this msg to send to some friends.

    Ted
  5. muley

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    Don't mind at all, my friend. :D :D
    muley
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    Good'uns Muley!

    How's things in the State of Jefferson? Clear skies & frost here in SW Idaho.
  7. muley

    muley New Member

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    berto64 wrote:
    :D :D I doubt if a lot of people living here know that they live in "the State of Jefferson"........ :eek: :eek:

    It's bright and sunny and time to go fishing...... :D :D
    muley
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    Pretty fine thoughts, Muley. Thanks. . . . . . :D :D :D :D
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    Pondering thoughts, this early in the morning, makes my head hurt. :confused:
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