Three Dogs

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  1. BullShoot

    BullShoot New Member

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    THREE DOGS AT THE VET...

    Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck
    up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and
    said "So why are you here ? "

    The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the
    curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed
    in the middle of my owner's bed."

    The black Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do ? "

    " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon
    it'll calm me down."

    The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " Why are you here?"

    The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
    trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But
    I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners'
    couch."

    " So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab inquired.

    " Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

    The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?

    "I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a
    pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see.
    Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
    to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
    started hammering away."

    The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's
    nuts off for you too, huh ?"

    The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "
  2. geds

    geds New Member

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    Off to the vet to get tutored!
  3. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Active Member

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    BINGO...got to show this to the wife when she gets home.
  4. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I am lucky to have a mother-in-law I have gotten along with for the past 32 years. I figured she needed a good laugh. And, this is a good laugh. Sent it on.
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