Thursday Funny

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Jul 31, 2003.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
    anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
    "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to
    the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
    high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them
    to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and
    most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over,
    ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Leave her
    alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
    St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
    "Just a couple minutes ago."
  2. Cow Caregiver

    Cow Caregiver New Member

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    Check Self Defense on the appropriate use of the MAC 11 with spare mags

    Alas, the high price of valor....
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