Tie

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by nffritos, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. nffritos

    nffritos Active Member

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    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding
    through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far
    off in the distance.

    Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only
    to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling
    ties.
    The Taliban asked: 'Do you have water?' The Jewish man
    replied: 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
    They are only $5 U.S.
    The Taliban shouted: 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced
    tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find
    water first!'
    'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not
    matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate
    me. 'I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you
    continue over that hill to the east for about two miles,
    you will find a lovely restaurant. 'It has all the ice
    cold water you need. Shalom.'
    Muttering, the Taliban
    staggered away over the hill.

    Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.
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    'Your brother won't let me in without a tie!'
  2. geds

    geds New Member

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    Wait til he has to go to the shoe stand because he's wearing sandels and no socks!
  3. johnnyehlers

    johnnyehlers Member

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    :lmao2: I'd tell him the tie now cost $5.00 and a bottle of water. :eek:
  4. aa1911

    aa1911 Active Member

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    sweet, hahaahaha!