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Time for silliness. You serious minded folks can skip this thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by hkruss, Jan 27, 2012.

  1. hkruss

    hkruss Active Member

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    O.K., now that it's just us silly people here, who enjoy juvenile humor -
    we're gonna find out what your porn star name would be.

    What you do is, take the name of the first pet you ever had, and add the name of the first street you can remember living on. This will give you the first and last name of your porn star name.

    For instance, first pet I had was a cat named Thurmon, and I lived on Montrose Avenue.
    So my porn name would be Thurmon Montrose (perhaps you've seen some of my work!)

    Obviously, if your first address was on 117th St or Hwy. 90 or such, then you have a problem, and you might be unsuited for this profession. You now have two choices. Either keep going through your addresses until you find a street name that will work, or just use the first name. (And pray that your pet's name wasn't Fluffy or Flower or something like that!)


    Alright, let's hear 'em!



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  2. JLA

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    Rowdy Pioneer.. WTF, thats a goofy cowboy name not a pornstar name.. :rolleyes:..
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    hkruss Active Member

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    With a name like that, you would be the biggest star in the Western theme porn movies. Granted, it's a niche market but, ... you would own it!



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  6. JLA

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    Story behind the pet and the street..

    I lived on Pioneer Dr next to the cemetery in Keene TX when i was a kid. The first pet I can remember was a pit-bull my mom and dad named rowdy. He grew up mean and tried to bite my lil brothers face off one day because my bro got too close to his food bowl. My dad grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and slit his throat with a stilletto and he bled to death in the kitchen floor.

    Its sort of a morbid and violent pornstar name eh..
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    Wait for it . . . .




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    Sport Austin - no relation to Steve....and not stone cold - stone hot!
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    Sassy Lake...... Man, I wouldnt do good in that profession with a name like that. I think I would end up in the wrong kind of films.
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