To beat a Breathalyzer?

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  1. Capt Mac Turk

    Capt Mac Turk New Member

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    I woulda loved to been in court on this day :D
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  2. raven818

    raven818 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    A BA measures Blood Alcohol Content ( BAC ). Having a mouthful of your drawers won't change anything. Even if you chew tobacco.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breathalyzer
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    mogunner Well-Known Member

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    The best way to keep from having to take a breath test is puke on the officer's shoes, they never seem to make you take one after that...
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    Brisk44 New Member

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    No then they just beat the crap- outta ya with their night stick.
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    it helps if you have the assistant commissioner in the car with you and he's passed out and you explain you had to drive the poor guy home , how would it look to have a commisioner of police pulled over drunk driving .. the test kit never even saw light of day , it was "how far do you have to go ? ok .. follow me " end of story

    for the rest of us it's "blow until i tell you to stop"
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    Helps to have friends in high (low) places

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    Sick-o!!! You make me laugh Mac.
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