top ten reasons men prefer guns to women, is this true

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  1. jestor

    jestor New Member

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    #10 you can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month..

    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.....

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
  2. red14

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    I were to choose guns, those are good reasons.
  3. jack404

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    you folks sure do have a different world

    here i think its a smart idea to include girls in your gun based activities

    If i show a girly how to shoot i'm pretty much assured of a home cooked meal
    and a invite to her home to eat it , some are married , some men shy , but a day at the range is a great ice breaker.

    When i gave my Mrs her own Rifle , i wondered why i had never done it before for weeks ;)

    After she passed on i'd often be seen walking back to the housing estate near the barracks and there where a few divorcee's about always asking me to get a fresh bunny , dress it for them and drop it by, i wasn't much for chasin ladies for a while then and missed the hints , but was told later , a few watched me every morning walk out of the scrub with my rifle,

    the last three ladies i have dated i met through shooting and all had a big interest to shooting especialy about my flintlocks

    i cop a goodly amount of ribbing at times from the hipower rifle set until i out shoot them with my custom Brown Bess style flinter, and thank them for the opportunity to releive them of $20 or $50 in side bets and walk away

    Girlies really like that i've realised

    don't brag about guns or shootng, just shoot and take what comes

    and if theres girls about when your shooting you'll have way more fun eh

    so i'd choose both...

    cheers

    jack
    Last edited: Feb 3, 2010
  4. navis128

    navis128 New Member

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    The "girlies" from here that matter, know their "fellers" are just having a good laugh...we do it too don't think our "fellers" don't catch razzin'
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