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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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  1. johnnyehlers

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    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
    The Late Show with David Letterman
    And here we go…
    #11 – (Bonus) A gun won’t max out your credit cards and empty your bank account.
    #10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    #9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
    #8 – If you admire a friend’s gun, and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
    #6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    #5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
    #4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.
    #3 – A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
    #2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women…..

    #1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun!
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    I hate Letterman, but that's pretty damn funny!(and accurate)
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    Your guns are not dangerous till you load them women are always dangerous.
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