Try this in Mexico

Discussion in 'The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorr' started by satellite66, May 8, 2006.

  1. satellite66

    satellite66 New Member

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    Try This In Mexico
    If You are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:
    Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
    Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
    Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
    Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.
    Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand, pal."
    Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
    Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.
    Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
    Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico
    Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
    Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
    Good luck! You'll be demanding for time eternal....or soon be dead. Because it will never happen.
    It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States:
    Land of the naive, stupid, idiotic, politically correct politicians.
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    It just shows that what's sauce for the goose sure as heck ain't sauce for the gander......

    We should immediately treat our illegals as the Mexican government does and keep in front that we are just doing as they !!!!!!
  3. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

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    Thats about it MARLIN. We do as they do
  4. wolfgang2000

    wolfgang2000 New Member

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    I Agree. Their immigration laws work better than ours.
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