Turner Brown

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  1. muley

    muley New Member

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    A small white guy goes into an elevator. When he gets in he notices a huge
    black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small
    white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left
    ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small white guy faints!!
    The big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to, slapping
    his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy. "What's wrong?". The
    small white guy says; "Excuse me but what did you say?". The big black dude
    looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left ball,
    3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small white guy says,
    "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around. '"
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    Ouch........... :eek: :eek: :D :D
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