Two Crocodiles

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

    Jun 3, 2008
    Two Crocodiles


    Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
    The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how
    You can be so much bigger than me.

    We're the same age; we were the same size. As kids. I just don't get it."

    "Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"
    "Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.

    "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"
    "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."

    "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"

    "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
    The car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the chit out of
    Them and eat 'em!"

    "Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not
    getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh!t
    out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an a$$hole and a briefcase.

  2. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2008
    West Tennessee
  3. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

    Jan 9, 2009
    Snellville, GA
  4. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

    Feb 21, 2009
    Coast of N.C.
    Now I can tell my cousin why his alligator at the zoo died :)
  5. Oneida Steve

    Oneida Steve Well-Known Member

    Sep 28, 2006
    Upstate NY
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