Two Crocs

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by AL MOUNT, Jan 2, 2010.

  1. Two Crocodiles Were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

    The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,

    "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.

    We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

    "Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"

    "Democrats, same as you," replied the small Croc.

    "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"

    "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."

    "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"

    "Well, I crawl up under one of their Prius cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.

    Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the **** out of them and eat 'em!"

    "Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem...

    You're not getting any real nourishment.

    See, by the time you finish shaking the **** out of a Democrat,

    there's nothing left but an ahole and a briefcase
  2. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    If I were'nt a Democrat I'd think that was funnier. HEH heh heh

  3. Sorry Red... what can I say... :rolleyes: .. but.. If the Fhooe S***s...... er is that Shoe fits... :confused:

    That's OK buddy we still like ya inspite of the error of yer ways... :D
  4. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    Truman was a Democrat.

    I am a conservative. I just refuse to change my affiliation because of other people. It will roll back again, wait and see.

    Obamalamadingdong is not a Democrat, he's a communist.
  5. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    I was raised in a Democrat family. That party left me long ago. I started registering as a Republican. That party left me not as long ago.

  6. Double D

    Double D Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jul 16, 2009
    North Florida
    Red, you are not a democrat. At least not a modern day democrat. Almost all of the old time democrats have deserted their party due to all of the obvious reasons. You are more of a conservative.
  7. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA

    Yes, you are right, but I stay registered. I do get interesting mail. I usually send it back with their own stamps, just to cost them money.
  8. Maximilian II

    Maximilian II New Member

    May 25, 2009
    Northwest GA
    I gave up on politics 20 years ago. I feel saner now.