Two drunk blondes

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Jun 25, 2003.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    These two blondes went out for a night on the town, drank way too much and got just totally hammered. At the end of the evening they decided to take a short cut through a cow pasture after being unable to find a ride home.

    Once they started walking through this pasture they became lost. So they split up to try and find the road home. One of the blondes doubled back only to stumble upon the other blonde, flat on her back, sucking on and playing with a
    cow's udder.

    Her friend screamed, "What are you doing?!"

    The other blonde replied, "Shut up! With all these guys here, someone will drive us home!!"
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