Two Middle East Women

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  1. Terry_P

    Terry_P New Member

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    Two Middle East Mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.

    'This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'

    'Yes, I remember him as a baby,' says the other mother cheerfully.

    'He's a martyr now though,' the mother confides.

    'Oh, so sad dear,' says the other.

    'And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'

    'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born.'

    'He's a martyr too,' says the mother quietly.

    'Oh, gracious me . . . , ' says the other.

    'And this is my third son My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18,' she whispers.

    'Yes,' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school.'

    'He's a martyr also,' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says .. . .


    'They blow up so fast, don't they?’
  2. red14

    red14 Active Member

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    Heh heh heh,

    Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    oh my!
  3. navis128

    navis128 New Member

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    I was laughing by the first sentence!!
  4. Kieran McCaig

    Kieran McCaig New Member

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    I don't get it:confused::confused::confused:
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    flintlock Well-Known Member

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    Don't know how much more spilled coffe the keyboard can take!!!!
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    Trouble 45-70 New Member

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    Funny but very sad.
  7. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

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    That's the best joke I've read in AGES!
  8. navis128

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    What's sad is...they don't think it's sad...
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    Ouch my nose burns from the soda passing through it. That was funny.
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    Nothing like a good Muslim terrorist joke. Love it.
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