Two Middle East Women

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Terry_P, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. Terry_P

    Terry_P New Member

    Mar 23, 2008
    Two Middle East Mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.

    'This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'

    'Yes, I remember him as a baby,' says the other mother cheerfully.

    'He's a martyr now though,' the mother confides.

    'Oh, so sad dear,' says the other.

    'And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'

    'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born.'

    'He's a martyr too,' says the mother quietly.

    'Oh, gracious me . . . , ' says the other.

    'And this is my third son My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18,' she whispers.

    'Yes,' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school.'

    'He's a martyr also,' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says .. . .

    'They blow up so fast, don't they?’
  2. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    Heh heh heh,

    Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    oh my!

  3. navis128

    navis128 New Member

    Sep 15, 2009
    I was laughing by the first sentence!!
  4. Kieran McCaig

    Kieran McCaig New Member

    Jul 8, 2009
  5. flintlock

    flintlock Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2007
    Upstate NY
    Don't know how much more spilled coffe the keyboard can take!!!!
  6. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

    Jul 13, 2007
    That's the best joke I've read in AGES!
  7. navis128

    navis128 New Member

    Sep 15, 2009
    What's sad is...they don't think it's sad...
  8. Helix_FR

    Helix_FR Active Member

    Apr 14, 2009
    Imperial, MO
    Ouch my nose burns from the soda passing through it. That was funny.
  9. petesusn

    petesusn Member

    Nothing like a good Muslim terrorist joke. Love it.
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